Alone in the Dark Review

Yes, Finally a review on this game. The game that is somehow universally hated by every game reviewer ever.
Lets pretend for good reason also. So, what we have here is a nice fire physics engine, but the game play feels too horror ARRPEEGEE.. The dreaded words.
I know you wouldn't classify it as that really well because it's rather just Horror Survival, but I don't feel like surviving it anyway. Did I mention the fire physics, they kick ass and in

some small words TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME seeing as physics aren't something to make a game today *cough*hl2*cough* it seems as though everyone else was right about this game, It sucks. The PC version that I played (some say Sexbox 360 handles this game better) HAS TOO MANY FUCKING KEY CONTROLS. You try to do something as simple as pick up something below you, and you forget the key to do so, and you accidentally hit the wrong key and go hurdling into a fire, which is still awesome.
Basically what I mean is that the engine could be used for something better.

Yeah, like that. Roast your marshmallows on a realistic fire!

The storyline was fine, not very scary, although I didn't expect it to be the exorcist now.
It was okay at most.

Overall Score: Beans/10